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The most intelligent, smart, beautiful, elegant, cute, marvelous, friendly being in the Universe. Especially compared to Dogs, which are stupid, smelly, ugly, and incredibly naive. Humans believe they are smarter than us. We know who is.

We are proud of our paws, claws, silhouette, ears, tail, fur (sorry Sphynxes!), miaw (sorry Siamese!), teeth and tongue.